Yesterday I got a KitKat for my breakfast (I realise Nestle are technically the AntiChrist, but everyone who tells me that drinks Coke. And Nestle at least don’t sponsor death squads. Anyway… )
Every few years I get a ‘freak’ KitKat finger, half of which is solid chocolate rather than choc/wafer as God intended. Usually this is seen as a good omen. Not yesterday. Yesterday I get a KitKat that had a whole finger made of chocolate. Wow.
Then to my amazement (and growing horror) I find that all 4 fingers are solid chocolate. I checked I hadn’t accidentally picked up some new confectionary experiment loose from their skunk works, but no – it’s definitely a full Class 4 Aberration.
I’m pretty sure that’s in Revelations.
Today I found this site
(That’s what I love about RSS - I now trawl a staggering amount of urls in half an hour, picking out the tasty gems and discarding the bunk.
(even better I can rss trawl other peoples blogs and get the gems they pre-filtered. If Wired are free to see the ‘blogorama’ as a community of crack journalists, I can see it as a sweatshop of speedreading URL monkeys)
)
I digress.
Here they are. Can you spot the subliminal message, poisoning the minds of our young people as they innocently hunt the Net for MP3s, ‘serialz’ and donkey porn?
Behold – the 4 Pirated Teletubbies of the Apocalypse!
UPDATE 10pm: to cap it all, today I find out that what I assumed to be an April Fools joke wasn’t at all – and The Smiths: The Musical is real.
That’s enough for me. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bunker.