some things I learnt this holiday
- depp > wilder
- blotches don’t need a reason
- de caprio can act
- 4 square foot of wall produces an inordinate amount of plaster if you hit it right
- magnadoodle > etch-a-sketch
- it’s not quicker by train
- Tarquin should have paid up
- shitty wallpaper generally hides an even shittier wall
- jerkily animated woodpeckers aren’t creepy if you’re 2
- the public will hate you for having sex twice, but it’s ok to run away and lie when a coke-stuffed corpse is found in your pool
- sqlite is still the ginger stepchild of connection adapters
- there’s a reason the Goodies aren’t back on telly
- gin is fattening
Happy New Year to all both our readers.