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i am kurious appl

Like me, I’m sure your dearest wish is that karaoke catalogues included everything in the ‘new wave’ shelf of Toggsys’ record shop in Haverfordwest Riverside Market.
Brothers and sisters, the Rapture is at hand.
Behold The iKaraoke!
Strips the vocals off any of your ipods music, mixes in your best rendition of ‘mr pharmacist’ and squirts it out [...]

a tooth for every year

So, SFA came through with my birthday present.
Sweet Zombie Jesus.
I now have slightly under 3 months to somehow match this:

(thanks to setantae who nicely covered the worst case scenario and bab who arranged a getaway just in case)

Signs and omens

Yesterday I got a KitKat for my breakfast (I realise Nestle are technically the AntiChrist, but everyone who tells me that drinks Coke. And Nestle at least don’t sponsor death squads. Anyway… )
Every few years I get a ‘freak’ KitKat finger, half of which is solid chocolate rather than choc/wafer as God intended. Usually [...]